Mrs. Appalachian Irishman, as I have admitted before, is a patient, longsuffering soul. Why she married me, I’ll never know. She also suffers as a government school employee. Of course, she is one of the good ones--trying to wield the sword of positive, responsible, moral (dare we say biblical!) influence against the menacing socialist hordes that run, or are brain washed by, the system.
Mrs. Appalachian Irishman received a thank you note from a student, whom she had helped, at the end of the school year. The sentiment, the influence, and the result are all commendable.
Looking for the cloud in every silver lining, as I do; however, I must address the grammatical mistakes made by this product of government education. Here is just the first part.
"Thank you fur being there for me whin i needed you that ment a lot to me and thank you for helping me . . . ."
The letter continues for several more lines--totally unencumbered by any form of punctuation whatsoever! The first person singular pronoun is never capitalized. Is this the result of the socialist emphasis on the collective over the individual?
Of course, the aforementioned student may be valedictorian material, for after further thought, the note could have started:
"thunk u fer bein thair fur me whin eye neaded u thatthar mint a lot 2 me + thunk u fer halpin me . . . ."
The Appalachian Irishman is just thankful that he was taught phonetics in the first grade. (No, kindergarten wasn’t required then.) He is also thankful for the excellent grammar teachers, who taught him parts of speech, parts of a sentence (including diagramming), types of sentences, spelling, punctuation, etc. Now, as long as little Johnny feels good about himself, it doesn’t matter how well he writes or speaks!
Of course, to correct all these ills, all we need is more money for guvernent edukashun!
What say you?